So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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