so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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