some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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