I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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