he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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