my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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