dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Hippo gnu deer
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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