Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i will never coherently bang her
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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