honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
This is my gift to your gina
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize