I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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