My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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