I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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