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I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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