The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger