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I'm being pulled over???
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face