I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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