We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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