What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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