so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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