Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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