she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She's the barista slut.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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