Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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