god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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