In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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