I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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