Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
