So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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