I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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