with your own penis?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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