imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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