And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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