It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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