Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Randomize
