He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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