Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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