I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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