dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Mom said you looked used
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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