just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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