I should be sponsored by Trojan
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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