If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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