The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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