We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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