MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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