quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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