I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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