The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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