i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
