She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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