i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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