She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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