Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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