if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It was confusing and full of hummus
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
