I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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