There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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